30 March, 2008

Recovery

In Which Dr Witmol Starts With A Champagne, Argues About Nachos, Eats At Krispy Kreme, Shoots a Jager Bomb And Wakes Up In A Pool Of Giraffe Saliva.

Said goodbye to my editor who moves on to greener pastures with no hard feelings. Drank lots. Ate food that I shouldn't have. Ripped open my hand on the zipper of my boot (this was quite surprising to me at the time - all I could do was watch the blood drip onto the footpath with a strange sense of amazement).

Went to Gla's birthday/end of exams gathering at The Royal George (the downmarket version of The Ivy) and met a bunch of accounting types. Between bars we stopped at Krispy Kreme, the fount of all that's evil in the world, and vaguely remember losing my bag of cinnamon fun bun (their sugary version of an Easter bun) between the counter and the ice cream fridge. Rescued by Gla's friend, who I later repaid by destroying his cigarettes. I like to think of it as saving his life.

Bar 333 was loud so instead of yelling at each other we just had Jager bombs and started dancing. At some point, Bun Rescuer's friend took a photo of me and later asked me for my number, of which I gave him, and he asked me out yesterday so I mustn't have looked as trashed as I felt. Then five of us went to karaoke at Echo Point and then I used my last $20 to get a taxi home.

Not long after I fell asleep I had to wake up again because I'd been invited to a behind-the-scenes of the zoo (one of Skippy's friends works there) and had to walk to Neutral Bay to catch a bus. It was awesome!

Keeper does tours in the Australian mammals section so we started at the education centre patting snakes and lizards, then moved into the nocturnal section where we saw the zoo kitchen; the funniest part was seeing Keeper take out a plastic container full of frozen baby mice and then waving around a frozen rat. We fed the bilbies and the potoroos and then headed out to take a look at a koala, pat an echidna and a quokka. The quokka was especially adorable (right).

Then Keeper managed to get us into the Giraffe Encounters later in the afternoon but then had to start her shift. We had some time to wander around so saw the bird show (finally managed to see my condor in action) and then I split from the group to go and see the condor habitat and wander around on my own. Due to lack of sleep I kept finding all these areas devoid of animals and seriously slowed down quite a bit as the afternoon became drowsier.

By the time I arrived at the giraffe enclosure for my Encounter I was practically crawling up the hill. But after I handed over my ticket and fed the four of them carrots, I perked up significantly. There's nothing quite like having your hands covered in giraffe saliva to make you more alert. One of the giraffes, who I think went by the name of Safara (below), kept lolling her tongue around and slobbering everywhere. It was quite endearing.



Nothing else quite as interesting happened for the rest of the weekend (I turned off all the electricity in my apartment during Earth Hour, then promptly fell asleep in the couch) so that's where I'll leave you.

24 March, 2008

Curry Puffs

This is the recipe for curry puffs that I extracted from my mum for Maundy (Multicultural And Undeniably Nice Delicious Yums) Wednesday, an international buffet we held at work to celebrate the um, cultural diversity of the staff. And food, of course. I represented Malaysia.

Filling ingredients:
2 tablespoons curry powder
1 brown onion, finely diced
250g beef mince
4 medium potatoes, finely diced
1 cup peas
oil
water
salt

Filling method:
* Mix curry powder into a small quantity of water to make a thick paste
* In a frypan, fry onions in oil on medium heat. When the onions turn golden, add curry paste
* Simmer for 5-10 minutes until oil separates. Add meat, potatoes and peas. Mix well. Add salt to taste if required. If the mixture seems dry, add a little water
* When the filling is cooked through, let stand to cool. If the mixture is oily, drain using paper towels

Pastry ingredients:
1 packet puff pastry, thawed (or you can make your own if you're game but make sure they roll out to six 30cm x 30cm square sheets)
1 egg, beaten

Pastry method:
* Preheat oven to 180c
* Slice each pastry sheet into nine squares
* Holding each square along its diagonal, drop a teaspoonful of filling in the centre
* Pinch edges together and fold to seal so the puff has a triangular shape. It's almost impossible to describe how to do this to make the edges frilly, but the important thing is to seal the edges of the pastry in such a way so the filling doesn't escape
* Place on trays and baste with the egg wash
* Bake in the oven until golden brown (approx 20-30 minutes)

(Makes 54)

21 March, 2008

'Getting to know me' meme

Supposed to pass this on to friends via email but because I have a ban on forwarding such things, here's a semi-permanent reference online.

I also have the King and I musical soundtrack going around in my head because of the damn title.

What is your occupation? Journalist, writer
What colour are your socks right now? Bare feet
What are you listening to right now? Soundtrack to Baraka
What was the last thing that you ate? Lindt Lindor milk chocolate Easter egg
Can you drive a stick shift? I can try
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Flaming Lamborghini
Last person you spoke to on the phone? Linda, head of the Sydney Freelance Journalists committee
Do you like the person who sent this to you? Giada has her moments
How old are you today? 26
Favourite drink? Tea
What is your favourite sport to watch? Cricket
Have you ever dyed your hair? Not successfully
Favourite food? Something approaching a Lindt Lindor milk chocolate Easter egg
Last movie you watched? Juno - I liked it but thought it was overrated
Favourite day of the year? Any day that I can get away with doing whatever I like
What do you do to vent anger? Write, tidy my room
What was your favourite toy as a child? Lego
What is your favourite season? Autumn
Hugs or kisses? Hugs from friends, kisses from lovers
Cherry or blueberry? If we are talking the real fruit, cherry; if we are talking the flavour, blueberry
Do you want your friends to email you back? I exert no such pressure
Who is most likely to respond? Janne might publish this meme on his blog [and here 'tis]
Who is least likely to respond? Giada, because she sent this to me
Last vacation? Brisbane, last week (for the Freelance Convention and high tea, naturally)
When was the last time you cried? "Good night, Fuzzy Stone!" in The Cider House Rules by John Irving. I just finished it last night
What is on the floor of your closet? A box filled with photo albums
Favourite smells? Rain, jasmine tea
Who inspires you? Other writers
What are you afraid of? Abandonment
Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Vegie burger?
Favourite car? Pair of working feet
Favorite cat breed? Burmese
Number of keys on your key ring? Four
How many years at your current job? 8 months
Favourite day of the week? Friday
How many states have you lived in? All nine realms
What book (s) are you currently reading? Just finished The Cider House Rules, just about to start Touching the Void by Joe Simpson
Do you think you're funny? I'm... odd

10 March, 2008

A Century of Mills & Boon

So Mills & Boon, that icon of romantic fiction, turns 100 this year. Looking good for a centurian, I must say. With legs like that...

Anyway, I read an article about the history of this noble publishing house in this week's Spectrum. They had a box out at the bottom with various quotes from different Mills & Boon books from different eras. The one from 2008 read:

"He **** his **** and then the **** *** on her ****."
- Don't Look Back by Joanne Rock


Now, I'm not sure whether I don't know enough censor-able words or whether they just censored a whole bunch of words that I wouldn't ordinarily censor but I can't actually figure out what that's supposed to say. I mean, c'mon! Give us the initial letter or something!

Any guesses?

08 March, 2008

The Zuman Race

I went to Taronga Zoo today. I don't generally make a habit of going when it's a) a weekend; or b) sunny because then there are likely to be people around and I wouldn't want that, would I? However, as I'd bought a yearly pass (which expires at the end of this month) and hadn't used it at all, I thought I'd go at least once so I didn't feel as if I'd wasted $80 (or whatever it is now... I forget). I may even be able to squeeze in another visit during the Easter break. I found out that the entrance fee has gone up to a phenomenal $37 for an adult, which is $10 more than it was five years ago so I may only need to visit one more time to get close to what I paid.

Anyway, part of the reason I went is because I have writer's block. I have so many ideas running around in my head on things to write that not only am I not writing any of them, I'm not furthering the most important project ie my novel. Going to the zoo, I believed, would be a great idea because sitting on the lawn in front of the aviary of my South American friends, the Andean condors, has yielded quite a lot in the past. Besides, I thought the concept of captivity would rub off nicely to aid my novel.

Instead, I managed to think of two solid plots for short stories and an ephemeral one for a novel. Sigh. And I took lots of photos. Here are a few of my favourites:

Zebra

Meerkat acting as a sentinel

Giraffes in a row

Dingo contemplating a nap


As you can see, I like when animals look pensive. I would also like to note that it is the first time I've ever seen the Clouded Leopard at Taronga. Every time prior to this, the enclosure has either been empty or I couldn't find the beast. It's a lot smaller than I thought (no pics, sorry), about the size of a medium dog, but very prettily patterned.

On the way home I remembered to buy laundry liquid but forgot to buy myself a Creme Egg.

06 March, 2008

Hugz

humorous pictures

I totally love lolcats, even when they're bunnies.

03 March, 2008

Fully Sick Art


Skippy's sister volunteered to co-ordinate an art project sprucing up the children's ward at Liverpool Hospital. Above is just one example of the results.

I told her it was like rinzen for pre-schoolers and that I wish I were 20 years younger and sick enough to spend some quality time there (not that I want to sacrifice my health, mind you, just an exaggeration about having a pretty environment like that around me to get better).

02 March, 2008

Hmph

Humorous Pictures
(P.S: NOT me on Saturday morning)

01 March, 2008

The Rainbow Parade



Well, the religious right failed in their prayers for rain; it was a brilliantly sunny day today, perfect weather for The Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras. The irony, of course, is that it has been raining all week, which makes this parade more of a rainbow than usual.

I'm not going this year because I'm traumatised by crowds (a hangover from being in last year's parade audience, methinks), but I do wish everyone a gay day.

Ideas for floats:
The Black Parade - led by My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way. This could be the emo float for angsty, confused teens.
Phalanx - 300 buff young men in loincloths. Nuff said.
FRUiTS - like the Shoichi Aoki publication, full of Harajuku costumes like Rock Star Lolita, Tartan Dervish and French Maid Hobo. I just made those up but I wouldn't be surprised if they've been done.

Now, am I in the mood to listen to George Michael or Pink Martini or Missy Higgins?