Missing

I had a dream that a guy from work went missing.
I found this out via a sales assistant at a travelgoods store.

Must fix dress from Saturday night. Straps literally snapped off the dress. And only one strap from bra remains. Out of four straps, three came off/undone of their own accord. Is that a record? Love the dress, not so much me in it, but tolerable.

A productive day. A treatise on odes and epic poems followed by fun poems. Got stuck at the end trying to compose a limerick with the syllabic pattern 9/9/6/6/9 but couldn't think of a last line. The first four lines go:

There once was a girl named Alina
You could not find anyone cleaner
She would wash once an hour
In a chemical shower
BLAH x 9 (help? anyone?)

Weighing up the rhyme 'sheen her', 'greener' and 'screen her'.

There are some pretty rude ones out there. The traditional opening line for a limerick is actually 'There once was a man from Nantucket' which opens all sorts of cans of worms. On Wikipedia:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it,
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."

Listening: Beethoven's Symphony No. 9, 2nd movement played by the Sydney Symphony Orchestra of 1944, conducted by Eugene Ormandy.

Have tax pack. Too late to start the bureaucracy.

Full week. *Sigh* Very full week. When will I eat? When will I sleep?