27 June, 2009

MJ is dead, viva La Toya!

I don't have anything of value to add to the Michael Jackson news, jokes, tributes and montages. I don't even own an MJ album despite recognising that a great talent has gone from the world.

For the record, my favourite song of his is 'Man in the Mirror' but my favourite video clip is the full length 'Smooth Criminal'.

Last night I felt all I could do was watch my 'Ones' DVD and the 'Smooth Criminal' clip off my 'Moonwalker' DVD and go to bed.

I'm not sad that he's dead, he was a musician to me and musicians die. But I do hope this media frenzy dies. It's getting really boring now.

22 June, 2009

Welcome to Revesby

I went to visit a friend yesterday, she lives in Picnic Point, which is kind of near Bankstown, the outer areas of Sydney and not exactly the most desirable place to live in the metropolis despite its perfectly acceptable suburban-ness.

I walked to her place from Revesby Station, a 20-minute hike. On the way back I missed the train by a minute - I literally watched it go as I entered the street where the station was located.

So I decided to get some fish and chips (GRILLED fish, chips and salad, thank you) from a nearby chippie and eat it at the station. I get to the platform to the city - and there are paramedicas and transit officer everywhere. Then I see it, a body covered in a space blanket lying on the tracks.

I went into a minor panic until I realised one of the paramedics was speaking to said body and it was alive - the space blankets were there for warmth and to keep drizzle off.

I never did find out how he got down there - whether he fell, was pushed, or jumped, but I did think about what a terrible thing it would be if someone took a photo of him and posted it on the internet. No one did. Not that I know of anyway. Either it's a regular occurrence at Revesby Station or they have more dignity there than I imagined.

The train had to be delayed by 15 minutes as they scooped him off the tracks and into a waiting ambulance.

21 June, 2009

World Class Jokes

Q: How many community radio announcers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Aah... now, let's see... I think the answer is... yeah.... ah... let me just... that was changed by someone you've never heard of from a record label in Prague.

Q: What do you get if you cross a high school reunion with a computer virus?
A: Facebook.

Q: What's the difference between my love life and the global financial crisis?
A: One is a complicated disaster, the repercussions of which will be felt for years, the other is the global financial crisis.

Q: Why did the internet cross the road?
A: Something to do with porn!

By Justin Heazlewood in The Big Issue