Audience Prerequisites

At every large venue, including stadiums, theatres and auditoriums - but especially stadiums - there should be sections reserved for people who:

• are under a certain height and girth


• do not wear large headgear


• do not disrupt other audience members with incessant babble


• promise not to leave their seat too often (for beer or bathroom)


• do not obstruct the view in general

Then, and only then, will I be able to watch the cricket in comfort. Mexican waves are okay.