Q: How many community radio announcers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Aah... now, let's see... I think the answer is... yeah.... ah... let me just... that was changed by someone you've never heard of from a record label in Prague.
Q: What do you get if you cross a high school reunion with a computer virus?
A: Facebook.
Q: What's the difference between my love life and the global financial crisis?
A: One is a complicated disaster, the repercussions of which will be felt for years, the other is the global financial crisis.
Q: Why did the internet cross the road?
A: Something to do with porn!
By Justin Heazlewood in The Big Issue
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